When a mysterious ‘jelly donut’ rock appeared besides Mars Rover, Opportunity, out of nowhere, NASA scientists at first came up with all sorts of theories, but now say it must have been dropped there by aliens!

Cornell University astronomer Steven Squyres, the principal investigator of Mars Exploration Rover Mission said;

We have ruled out every other explanation. The only remaining explanation is that someone dropped it there… We have known for some time that something was cleaning off the solar panels which has extended the life of the rover from a planned 90 day mission to over 10 years. We attributed it to dust storms but, in reality, aliens have been coming by with dust cloths”.

NASA had been hiding this recent revelation from public in fear that they cannot handle the truth. NASA administrator Charles Bolden however assures Earthlings that there is nothing to be worried about

“There is nothing to be afraid of! These are peaceful creatures and they have offered us a jelly donut. In Earth terms that’s like extending an olive branch!”

In other words… “We Come in Peace”

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